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Position Statement On Occupation
Somewhere in the future, is a job. You must have this. Everyone you know wants the same thing. A job. They must have this. You believe something about the world, reality, things like that. But when was the last time someone asked you to define those beliefs? Could you define them? Do you have any? No, really, do you even have any? Do you? Are you sure? If you do have beliefs, they are shit. More than likely, you really don't have any beliefs. When you try to define something real, meaningful, or serious, it all sounds like shit. It is our recommendation that, if you agree with what we have just written, you follow this line of thinkning to its fullest bloom. You cannot believe in anything because everything is shit. Can you see your own shit? Do you see it now? The Grey? Nope, you don't see it. You can't see it. But the Grey Anarchy Party (GAP) can see you. II: Keep that in mind as you choose your next step. We are most assuredly watching you, and you risk immediate expulsion from the GAP with your inaction. So you'd better make a decision quick and take your chance while you still can. What is there left to consider, really? You see the shit. It's right in front of you. That's all there is. You don't need to read a French philosopher, or perform another titration, or sit in the library again. You've got what you came for. Real fucking cheap, too. Hell, I'd want my money back at this point.
But they won't give you your money back. Just like you'll never get back the life you paid them to steal. What have you got to lose if you did whatever the fuck you wanted for a moment? At this point, buddy, you've got nothing to lose. Everything is going down the toilet, all the shit, and you'll go with it if you're not careful. Think about all that money you just spent. Who has it? Go follow it. You obviously didn't go follow it? What more do you need? What did you need in the first place? You are spending all this money on the promise of something that is, without a doubt, no longer a promise. We feel for you, we really do. We've all been there. Scrawl these words on this every wall: FUCK THIS. That's 'nique ça', in French, for all you assholes. And French speakers. III: You could eat a hotdog at a football game. Or do a beer bong at the fraternity. Hell, if you're edgy enough, you could steal a newspaper from the local LaRouch supporters. You could even punch the LaRouchy in the face if you wanted. You could even steal from the GAP down the street. I bet you could even get lost amidst a large, vast crowd, and find yourself in a situation you did not anticpate. Suddenly, you could get away with a large number of things. You could look past the nothingness that is your world, your school, your future. You will have a chance, one day, to see something, something you will like, something that feels right. You will have a chance to not do what you did yesterday. And you won't have to pay for it. It'll not be scripted like the rest of your future. It will be free. There is no right way to do anything. It's all shit. Might as well do something that promises to not feel as empty and pointless as what is in front of your face every, single day. We could tell you that it feels great to be free. Someone else could tell you its good to drink Pepsi. Another person will tell you Frito's are the best. This guy will tell you to vote for him, this lady will tell you to come to church this Sunday. Some old dude will tell you to take acid to and see a superior level of being. Hell, you could even join the military because some asshole made you play a videogame. We're not going to tell you anything. Except that this is all shit. And if you believe us, you are expelled from the GAP. Alright, you've read this far. Shit knows why. So here's the last couple of lines. When you see something happening, when you follow your money, what are you going to do? Are you going to let your chance slip away? Are you going to fall back into disappointment, like you always do? Doesn't it feel good now, for a moment? From high school to now it has all been the same, hasn't it? Do you really want to keep going? Well, if you don't... Just Do It Fall into the GAP |
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this is shit.. and so are
this is shit.. and so are these fucking captchas! theyre almost annoying enough to make me not want to post pointless responses like this.
This isn't complete shit(but
This isn't complete shit(but according to this, I guess that makes it shit)...it seems like Communique from an Absent Future is catching on. I'm just wondering who exactly these GAP people are anyway.
like
like
i believe them when they say
i believe them when they say it's all shit. what else can i believe? therefore i am expelled. out of the grey and into the black.
This seems like one of those
This seems like one of those computer generated insurrectionary messages from www.objectivechance.com that was submitted to Anarchist News by an autonomous web bot.
Yes indeed, by 2011 most
Yes indeed, by 2011 most anarchist theoretical writing will be created automatically by internet software programs. Bots will then submit the work to the appropriate websites like this one.
and your theorizing will be
and your theorizing will be generated by the american enterprise institute, the heritage foundation and darpa (look it up moron).
link to zine
link to zine format:
http://zinelibrary.info/position-paper-occupation
1. Sounds like it's time to
1. Sounds like it's time to change your major?
2. Could there have been a manifesto more oblivious to white privilege?
3. Isn't this a long, lewd, spoiled way of saying "carpe diem?"
People of color are too busy
People of color are too busy being oppressed to know what your latin phrases mean, racist!
Right! Now this is where
Right! Now this is where someone should say,"because you lack primary experience, your opinion doesn't matter," complain about "crackers" never wanting to have honest dialogue, then shut down the said 'dialogue' with an 'eviction.'
And why is this captcha racist?!
...what? carpe diem = seize
...what?
carpe diem = seize the day
by the way
Quit speaking Martian. If
Quit speaking Martian.
If you want everybody else to respect you, get out there and be respectful first. Have something to offer before you draw up a manifesto for Everyday Revolutions in the Clothing Boutique. Seriously, nobody gives a crap about the drama. Please just be real with your words and don't be so damn arrogant.
quit speaking jupiterian.
quit speaking jupiterian.
k, idiot.
k, idiot.