The 12 Feces of Insurrecto-Fascism

A SINGLE GUNSHOT
CAN NEVER DESTROY
THE BEAUTY
OF FASCISM.
12 Feces of Insurrecto-Fascism.
The Insurrecto-Fascists of Milwaukee.
What is Insurrecto-Fascism?

i.

Insurrecto-Fascism, or I.F., is the purist form of Anarchy. To the Insurrecto-Fascist, Anarchism is dead. It died the day much of Bash Back! became a front group for whiney overpriveleged university students. Its bloodied corpse was then desecrated when whitey held an inappropriate jokes workshop (a celebration of racist jokes) at the latest Crimethinc Convergence. Anarchy, however, lives on in the hearts and bowel movements of every Insurrecto-Fascist. In Pittsburgh, Anarchy prevailed when an army of Insurrecto-Fascists crushed Anarcho-Liberalism with a barrage of bricks and a sea of broken glass.

ii.

Freedom of speech is the arch-nemesis of the Insurrecto-Fascist. By permitting the disgusting "free speech" vomited by anarcho-liberals (see “A Critique of Anarcho PNABism”) we allow ourselves to be caught in a whirlwind of self pity, guilt and premortem decay. Why put up with an incoherent babble on classism by someone who was "radicalized" via the purchase of a $200,000 education? This is not to say that anyone with an education incoherently babbles about subjects in which they have no true understanding. But that most of those who do go on and on in this incoherent babble are products of a Political Science program that most Insurrecto-Fascists could never afford. A society centered on an illusionary free exchange of ideas is nothing more than an enlarged spotlight for those who can foot the bill. Rather than be tolerant of atrocious people and their hetero notions, Insurrecto-Fascists prefer to eliminate them all together.

iii.

True friends are fascist friends. Kinship networks must be annihilated and replaced with strictly controlled Insurrecto-relationships approved only by the party. In Milwaukee, friends show love by expelling hot and steamy dysenterish dumps onto one another. Friendship a la Milwaukee can only mean one thing: laying on your back while a comrade lets loose on your chest. After all, there's no turd like Midwest turd. That being said and typical of our I.F. beliefs, we tolerate those I.F.-ers who suffer from chronic constipation. We have read about this repressive civilization that our constipated comrades are struggling to destroy. That's not to say we don't poke fun at their stuffed up assholes when they slerp down that nasty prune juice.

iv.

Any self-respecting Insurrecto-Fascist eats hot dogs and only hot dogs- raw. Our single source of hydration is a vile mixture of two parts water to one part cigarette ash. The I.F.understands veganism to be not only irrelevant but also an appropriation of Hindu culture by ancient Greek pedophiles. By this logic we conclude that all vegans are suspected pedophiles and members of NAMBLA (the North American Man-Boy Love Association). The Insurrecto-Fascist may also achieve spiritual enlightenment through cannibalism- only after processing the carcass into a hot dog like form, of course. Insurrecto-Fascist spiritual enlightenment occurs after the I.F. consumes the carcass and the spirit is absorbed.

v.

The dignified Insurrecto-Fascist negates all identities but two- that of Insurrecto-Fascist and speciesest. Speciesism, above all isms, is the most beautiful and acceptable way of living. The Insurrecto-Fascist believes them self to be a superior species, and thus all other creatures, especially anarcho liberals, must be ground up and made into hot dogs. A good I.F. looks at the natural world around them and smiles at the potential for all flora and fauna to be taxidermied, burned, or cemented over.

vi.

The Insurrecto-Fascist hates prisoner support. We believe writing letters to prisoners is an abomination akin to laughing at the Jokes of Ellen Degenerous. Its counter revolutionary nature can be demonstrated by "radicals" encouraging comrades to stay in line during political trials, rather than striking a blow to the system responsible for kidnapping our loved ones. Negate prisoner support: there is only attack.

vii.

Unprotected sex is the only type of sex practiced by the proper Insurrecto-Fascist. All seed should be left to fester in the cunts and assholes of the revolution to be later cum farted into the mouths of spunk hungry liberals. For the right price. Dental Dams are for those too weak to have already contracted HPV and gonorrhea. In the end, Cumming without barriers promotes the degradation of the well-kept sphincter of this tasteful society.

viii.

The exhausting routine of brutally enforcing Fascist Insurrection requires Insurrecto-Fascists to sleep at least fifteen hours a day. Despite their vehement hatred for all things Team Edward, exposure to sunlight is frowned upon as it encourages happiness, healthy skin and the perpetuation of life on Earth. Insurrecto-Fascists find cover in the night for clandestine actions. Clandestine actions include but are not limited to: collecting dog feces for throwing, slashing every bike tire in a half mile radius, and last but not least pulling up organic vegetables by the roots and pouring sulfuric acid in their place.

ix.

Our God is David Lochary. We masturbate to him. We pray to him. We fuck while thinking of his bloody death at the hands of a PCP induced plunge into the asphalt below. As did the great Norse Vikings of Morteville; we strive for our final termination to be played out on a violent, gore filled battlefield. We must meet our maker in a foaming PCP frenzy. This is how we honor those who came before. David Lochary through us you shall spread your omnipotent funk.

x.

Thievery is the centerpiece of Midwestern Insurrecto-Fascism. When taking a stroll through any Anarcho-Hipster/Insurrecto-Fascist neighborhood you might hear the popular phrase, "Steal everything and anything. Steal a baby from its mother. Steal a puppy from a baby. Steal some primal strips from the local co-op. Steal. Steal. Steal." It is not uncommon for hordes of well dressed scatters to parade down a main thoroughfare chanting said phrase. If profit for the sake of wealth is involved; take it. Everything is yours. Everything is ours. Everything is owed to the Party. Everything for every Insurrecto-Fascist. Opulence .

xi.

An Insurrecto-fascist would rather bathe in buckets of menstrual blood and pustulant maggots than attend a single consensus meeting. Groups and organizations that base themselves around a cultish obsession with, “consensus,” quickly become inefficient thereby rendering themselves boring, ugly, and ineffective. It is not atypical for these hyper-consensus groups to become the platform of a select few loud voices pushing a stale agenda. Consensus is as useless as the four hour meetings devoted to hammering out the sentence structure of consensus zines that it produces.It is not atypical for these hyper-consensus groups to become the platform of a select few loud voices. In the end, the tyranny of structurelessness,that is the subtle and informal hierarchies dominating anarcho-liberal culture, serves to reinforces a permanent state of political correctness.

Final Feces

I-F means attack. We aren’t speaking of “attack” in such mundane terms as blocking traffic, dropping banners, or serving lentils in a park. The tactics we propose are thus far only myths on the tongues of so-called radicals everywhere; propositions so vile liberals dare not whisper them for fear of invoking our defiling presence within their pristine movement. I-F does not advocate strategic maneuvering for the upheaval of society; We have no end goals outside of pure obscenity and collective irrationality. What we propose is far more revolting than revolution.

We must wage war against everything, using whatever ammunition is at our disposal. The mainstream media at the RNC may have thought they could shame us by denouncing the act of throwing one’s feces, but they succeeded only in glorifying it as a proper gesture of contempt. Every idiot participating in this world should get hit in the head with our bowel movements. When shit is sailing through the air like shooting stars of dissent, time stops and civilization ceases to exist. It is in the ease of this space that I-F finds beauty, no longer lost in the vacuum of every day life. Our shit is the only accomplice we need.

We have every reason to believe that our air-borne feces will free us from the chains of normalcy slowly gagging us to death. But if, dear reader,you choose to instead follow the dry routines of resistance, taking your dumpsters and newspaper boxes back into clouds of tear gas- then we will warn you only once to take cover, as our waste is given life and reborn unto the world.

Wait, wait–don't tell me:

Wait, wait–don't tell me: the troll finally made a post?

hahahahaha.

hahahahaha.

Eh, why not. May your feces

Eh, why not. May your feces fly far and fearlessly.

He/she/it does have a point

He/she/it does have a point about $200,000.00 educated psycho incoherent babble.

Destroy Waldo?

Destroy Waldo?

Set tents on fire!

Set tents on fire!

This is the best comment on

This is the best comment on this website ever. EVER. Thanks for that!

Please at least watch that

Please at least watch that Pasolini movie before trying to make a satire involving feces and fascism.

Sidenote: Who made you want

Sidenote:

Who made you want to watch that Pasolini movie?

Main thrust:

I'm assuming you're surrounded by these Milwaukee IF's, live in the same town, have to deal with them on a regular basis, etc. I'm not from there.

I really sympathize with your feces. A lot people are IF's, unfortunately.

Don't make them any more effective by inadvertently invalidating the ideas which they are leaching off of.

Just saying...

YEAH! Salo is such a good

YEAH! Salo is such a good flick. You know Pasolini was killed for making that movie.

Whats so bad about scat play?

Pig, this is not a satire.

Pig, this is not a satire.

Pasolini has nothing on the reality of Milwaukee.

Pasolini is still alive. He

Pasolini is still alive. He lives in Riverwest.

congrats milwaukee, your

congrats milwaukee, your clearly doing something right.

(although, I'd bet, like, all my Insurrecto-fascismo points that one of you fuckin tranny dyke faggots wrote this)

>O< 4 EVER!

>O< 4 EVER!

))<>(( mmm...

))<>((
mmm...

absolutely embarrassing.

absolutely embarrassing. regardless if this is a a joke, I know that anarchist scenesters are digging this kind of shit. I can't wait for them to grow out of it and find somewhere else to chill

"Negate prisoner support: there is only attack." die motherfucker, die

at least we can laugh at our

at least we can laugh at our own pompous stupidity

What a load of

What a load of shit,err,feces all this crap is.The Supreme Proctologist.

I must be missing something.

I must be missing something. What is this trash?

Best article of 2010!

Best article of 2010!

"Its bloodied corpse was

"Its bloodied corpse was then desecrated when whitey held an inappropriate jokes workshop (a celebration of racist jokes) at the latest Crimethinc Convergence."

If by "whitey" you mean the token scum punk whose category of person is available in small quantities wherever anarchists have a gathering. I applaud you for being able to find him, he is VERY important.

"In Pittsburgh, Anarchy prevailed when an army of Insurrecto-Fascists crushed Anarcho-Liberalism with a barrage of bricks and a sea of broken glass."

Nothing like this ever happened anywhere, certainly not in Pittsburgh.

"By this logic we conclude that all vegans are suspected pedophiles and members of NAMBLA (the North American Man-Boy Love Association)."

What an insult! You think anarchist pedophiles would dirty themselves with such a liberal organization?

G20, brahhhhhh.

G20, brahhhhhh.

More dungeons and dragons on

More dungeons and dragons on AnarchistNews.org...

And the IF knight in

And the IF knight in tarnished armour will ride in on the white stallion,or on a zebra dressed like Mussolini.

That's it... I need to get

That's it... I need to get into the 21st century and make a website, this one is a joke, infoshop & libcom leaves more to be desired, socialrupture doesn't promote a lot of in-depth news & discussion, the crimethinc website is insular only to their projects/discussions, anti-politics... shoot me now, not to mention ya gotta be in the club to join in the discussion.

I really can't blame anyone else but me, if ya want something done right.. do it yourself...

Yes,you are to blame

Yes,you are to blame entirely,because you did it yourself.At least you have autonomy,so cheer up ,chin up ,chest out ,give us a big smile...Yeahhhhh.

I'd love to hear your ideas

I'd love to hear your ideas about how your site would be an improvement.

1) Would you filter content based on your preferences (libcom & anarkismo)?
2) Would you strongly moderate?
3) Do you have so many friends who would come to it that it would immediately have a critical mass of interest?

I ask because I've thought quite a bit about the problem of The Coming Silliness on @news and don't have a solution that isn't either

1) incredibly time intensive
2) mirroring the problem of other/former sites

I really am open to good (not half-assed) ideas

-worker

I mean, all sites "filter

I mean, all sites "filter content based on their preferences", it just depends on how broad their 'preferences' are that makes them interesting or not.

Strongly moderate?
I'd kick the cops off, or release all their data to everyone.

Do I have enough friends who would go to the site?
I think there is a thirst for 'something more' in the movement...

I think there are some insurrectionaries (and others who don't use that label, but want with every ounce of their being for us to do away with this current way of life) who want some serious discussion/strategy (I'm not refering to talking about sketchy shit either) about how to win at this current chess game we are all playing, our voices have been drowned out by rediculous strawman arguments, and conversations that are designed only for the in-crowd.

We want to fight, & we want to win. We do not want to die like all the anarchists of the past - jerking off dreaming of another world instead of burning this one to ashes.

Crimethinc.net, if anyone remembers it, was pretty helpful back in the day when a lot of us were getting into anarchism, yes we talked a lot about dumpstering and what-not, but our discussions have shifted and we need a platform to brain-storm and strategize and see what playing fields are ripe for us to interact in to crack the fissures of this society open wide. What I would want would also contain a heavy amount of history as well as theory & news in it...(to draw examples from for failures & successes).

Did that make sense?

please make a website the

please make a website the worst that can happen is it will fail

Just like the regional

Just like the regional accent, these Minnesota people even sound whiny when they type.

you mean like Homer Simpson?

you mean like Homer Simpson?

Milwaukee is in WI! Get your

Milwaukee is in WI! Get your geography right!

Some frozen nasally-voiced

Some frozen nasally-voiced difference.

Same can't-spell

Same can't-spell doesn't-know-shit coastie elitism.

you're using the term

you're using the term elitist to describe the views held by someone whom you claim to be a "coastie" who, coincidentally i'm sure, "doesn't know shit". One would assume that someone who marginalizes another person as one who "doesn't know shit" based on geographical location or not being a grammatical wizard would be an elitist. Maybe that's just the way we "coasties" think.

How can we call ourselves

How can we call ourselves anarchists if we can't even occupy a territory of pure obscenity? Until we can talk about jacking off on the the bodies of our dead parents...

Up the Bataille kid, I'm

Up the Bataille kid, I'm gonna jerk off on my dad's coffin than cut the eye of a priest out and shove it in my party to remind me of my dead love Marcelle.

Exactly.It ceases to 'be

Exactly.It ceases to 'be obscenity' when it depowers the words indoctrinated symbolic power,in the design of the word/ethic objectivity,this ceases,what is said is infact the subjectivity probing to assess the state of the listeners subjectivity.A type of psychoanalysis,it is a rapid means of assessing a subjectivities tendencies.What is said is irrelevent.

why the hatin on poop and

why the hatin on poop and anuses?

so SO body negative! lolz!

so SO body negative! lolz!

I'm sorry, this is

I'm sorry, this is hilarious. High-brow humor? Hardly. Conceptually clear? Uh, not so much. But strike a chord, fo sho.

Don't know how it is in your anarcho-ghetto, but for some us doin stuff that is consistently judged mambly-pambly by the more-anarchist-than-thou insurrectionists, this is a fucking riot.

Disdain of consensus. Check.
Focus on theft as revolutionary activity. Check.
A certain sleepy disdain for hard work. Check.
Disgust at efforts that don't involve bricks and windows. Check.
Rejection of responsibility to others, particularly in reference to the word community. Check.
Dismissing anyone not an insurrectionist as anarcho-liberal. Check.

I would love to think this is written by someone who knows what of they speak, a hilarious self-mocking parody. However, it is probably just some poor dope like me, frustrated by the hot-headed 20-year old nihilists who virulently criticize everything while helping themselves to a hot shower and food from our pantries.

if only Pittsburgh did

if only Pittsburgh did destroy anarcho-liberalism. that would be cool... well, there are some who are working on it ;)

My reaction to this piece,

My reaction to this piece, as an anonymous irrelevent reader: At first I thought "teehehe, how silly" and then I thought "I feel like eating a hot gooey brownie!"

Now I'm thinking "Shit, I

Now I'm thinking "Shit, I can't spell, they're all going to judge me."

I'm not big into

I'm not big into factionalism and I think anarchists spend too much time dissing and criticizing each other than working together on the things we have in common or fostering solidarity. It bugs me when people think that there is one right way and everyone else is just stupid. I really think that a diversity of tactics, ideas, and approaches is a good thing. BUT I like this satire for calling out some of the arrogance of the insurrectionist crowd.

This article should be

This article should be destroyed by acidic diarrhea if it is seen as "calling someone one out". We should not run from our arrogance, it should proliferate within the insurrectionist milieu like an invasive weed that kills all practical plant-life. We are superior.

THE INSURRECTION WAS

THE INSURRECTION WAS NIGH

The International I.F. pledge of allegiance. To be read out loud in unison, as a hymn, by all members present, prior to the beginning of all I.F. meetings.

The insurrection was nigh. And what if this time it were not a form of hypnosis and you were not a champion of the divide? Singled out singularity that the goal was unknown and encoded into the totality of your flesh: a form of erotic paranoia. This was not helpful to the task set out in the second sentence. The insurrection was nigh. It was a confusionist device. It was not a confusionist device. Both options in a coexisting "golden envelope of light" fused together into something else entirely and complimented the initial question, but this was not a meditation on ambivalence or ambiguity based in the fusion of opposites, and since one statement appeared before the other, the outcome of influence is uncertain, so it is advised that you swirl the two statements around with your mouth-wash and remove from them any chronological residue. This is to say that I did not want to say that I was in love with your paranoia used as a form of hypnosis in order to defend a certain sophistication that desperately had to exist as something defensive encoded into your flesh. What did your flesh have to do with this equation? The insurrection was nigh. A non-entity among royals for the sake of an invisible indivisible: a kingdom fused into the erotic encoding of paranoiac incantations squeezed out through your pours and dancing about atop your flesh, pirouetting in formations synchronized to the sheer perfection of your imagination, and then dispersing. It did not have to be your flesh and it shouldn't have been, in fact it was not and it never happened and you were kept safe. The insurrection was nigh. A troubadour told me so and then I embellished a little. The creation of a sophisticated figure that did not exist and yet was in love with taking part in commodity relations (stated a warm glow) was troublesome, and I am not interested in dismantling them on any level of communication that does not involve jargon and the vivisection of formalities in the combination of a non-ironic and ironic medium that matters a whole lot, and I am also uninterested in their decomposition in areas unrelated to communication, for this medium was pure and significant form debased into bravado under the guise of a "golden envelope of light" fused together into a form of hypnosis not of the most recent sensation running through your body as something completely unrelated to your immediate apprehension, nor of an ideomotor reaction indicating the slightest accidental consciousness, nor of the resiliency of any autonomy in palliative care, but rather made up of my utter incisors clamping down gently upon the entirety of the airy expanse. Thanks.

when did anarchism become so

when did anarchism become so full of hate-filled infighting...the FBI is laughing their ass off for sure..as an older anarchist i can say i think my participation in this "scene" is drawing to a close...enjoy the rest of your lives trying to prove to each other who's more "anarchist"...this shit makes me sick.

"when did anarchism become

"when did anarchism become so full of hate-filled infighting"

When we found the internet. And anonymous commenting makes it a lot worse.

anarchistblackcat.org is much, much more civil, for instance. probably because it's not anonymous and it's well moderated.

Nothing good ever came of allowing anonymous comments on the internet.

It's sad that this is what

It's sad that this is what anarchism in the U.S. has devolved into pretty much. Some lame hipster lifestyle anarchists spewing crap that only those in their little lame hipster lifestyle anarchist circle of friends are able to get any enjoyment out of or know what their most likely petty hangups with some other anarchists that they don't get along with. By not getting along with, that probably means they don't wear the same clothes as them.

And Pittsburgh anarchists? Most Pittsburgh anarchists are not even of the liberal variety, more like closet-yuppie anarchists.

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