The Society for Black Hats

The Society for Black Hats is a secret society built to annihilate faux insurrectionalism. We are ULTRA! We are the BEST! We hold to the truth that High Priest Wombat of the Golden Apple Corps is the sole Avant-Garde of North America. All others are pretenders!

We officially induct "professor rat" into the SBH as an agent for Black Hats. His lunacy goes beyond the norm!

Give up the left fools! We have you surrounded!

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