Anews buys weed farm

Momma, we sold the farm. And then bought an even bigger farm! After the recent Topic of the Week on forest gardens Anews has used all of it’s Bitcoin money they made after it was posted on Anokchan as super stronks back in 2011 to buy a state-of-the-art legal weed farm on over 300-acres of land in Upstate, New York. New York recently legalized weed and Anews was able to be approved for distribution and grower status.

Head forest gardener and primal anarchist who answered the Anews hotline when we called said that Anews is transitioning from being a non-sectarian source of news for anarchists and their friends into a big weed operation. It all started when they got a computer, downloaded Steam (a gaming platform) and started playing the video game called “Weed Op” among other classics like NBA2k, Call of Dutz, and Fortnite.

They went on to say, we don’t even touch the stuff, “ew, gross” but the money is too good baby! BADDA BING BADDA BOOM! As they quoted lines from Wolf of Wall Street.

People say that when anarchists get old, get married and start a family that they often leave anarchy behind. Well it’s true – we are no longer a west coast based project like all of you thinking you actually know about us, we moved Upstate where all the really cool anarchists are currently, and pretty much sell weed so our kids can go to a nice college. Also we love NYC and it's the best place on EARTH!

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Not even fun to joke about. Drugs are bad.

VEGAN STRAIGHT EDGE KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the "Blessed is the Flaming" sour diesel or the Jack Black Seed(less) Herer......

drizzled with post-modern misery and infoshops. Someone needs to put Bob Black on life support, and ask if CSS4 accepts bitcoin in exchange sitting on my lawn with switch blades and sawed off shotguns.

*for.

We create the anarchy weed like to see in the world.

Selling weed is fucked up. If y'all were True Anarchists, you'd be giving it away for free

recently Thailand legalized the growing of 6 plants per Thai national which cannot by sold or mailed and must remain in the grower's premises.

High Society ?

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