Announcing Wild Roots Feral Futures 2013!

"The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak."

5th Annual Direct Action, Eco-Defense, & Rewilding Encampment in the Wild Rockies of Southwest Colorado, June 15-23, 2013

(exact location to be determined)

Greetings from the occupied Nuchu (Ute) territories of Turtle Island, colonially known as the "American Southwest"!

We are very happy to announce that, for the 5th year running, the Wild Roots Feral Futures (WRFF) eco-defense, direct action, and rewilding encampment will take place in the forests of Southwest Colorado this coming June, 2013. WRFF is an informal, completely free and non-commercial, and loosely organized camp-out operating on (less than a) shoe-string budget, formed entirely off of donated, scavenged, or liberated supplies and sustained through 100% volunteer effort. Though we foster a collective communality and pool resources, we encourage total self-sufficiency (which we find to be the very source and foundation of true mutual sharing and abundance).

We would like to invite groups and individuals engaged in struggles against the destruction of the Earth (and indeed all interconnected forms of oppression) to join us and share your stories, lessons, skills, and whatever else you may have to offer. In this spirit we would like to reach out to local environmental groups, coalitions, and alliances everywhere, as well as more readily recognizable groups like Earth First!, Rising Tide North America, and others to come collaborate on the future of radical environmentalism and eco-defense in our bio-regions and beyond.

We would also like to reach out to groups like EF!, RTNA, and the Ruckus Society (as well as other groups and individuals) in search of trainers and workshop facilitators who are willing to dedicate themselves to attending Wild Roots Feral Futures and sharing their skills and knowledge (in a setting that lacks the financial infrastructure to compensate them as they may have come to expect from other, more well-funded groups and events). We are specifically seeking direct action, blockade, tri-pod, and tree climbing/sitting trainers (as well as gear/supplies).

Regarding the rewilding and ancestral earth skills component of WRFF, we would like to extend a similar invitation to folks with skills, knowledge, talent, or specialization in these areas to join us in the facilitation of workshops and skill shares such as fire making, shelter building, edible and medicinal plants, stalking awareness, tool & implement making, etc. We are also seeking folks with less "ancestral" outdoor survival skills such as orienteering and navigation, etc.

Daily camp life, along with workshops, skill shares, great food, friends, and music, will also include the volunteer labor necessary to camp maintenance. In past years we've experiences a bit of resistance to requests for basic work volunteers, so we are making a point of it now to ask you to come prepared to pitch in and contribute to the work load. We encourage folks who would like to plug in further to show up a few days before the official start of the event to begin set-up and stay a few days after the official end to help clean up.

Site scouting will continue until mid-May, at which point scouts and other organizers will rendezvous, report-back their scouting recon, and come to a consensus regarding a site location (though we encourage and intend to foster the spread of this event beyond the region that initially spawned it, Southwest Colorado has once again been isolated as the event location region simply because no other communities stepped up with a solid and dedicated proposal to organize and host the event in their own area). We are also planning on choosing a secondary, back-up site location as a contingency plan for various potential scenarios. Email us for more info on getting involved with scouting and site selection processes.

WRFF is timed to take place before the Earth First! Round River Rendezvous, allowing eco-defenders to travel from one to the other. Thus we encourage the formation of a caravan from WRFF to the EF! RRR (caravans and ride shares can be coordinated through our message board at or via our mailing list & discussion group at

We are currently accepting donations in the form of supplies and/or monetary contributions. Please email us for details.

Please forward this call widely, spread the word, and stay tuned for more updates!

For The Wild,

~The Wild Roots Feral Futures organizers' collective

Email: feralfutures(at)riseup(dot)net


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Help fund Wild Roots Feral Futures 2013!

Wild Roots Feral Futures is an informal, completely free and non-commercial, and loosely organized event operating on (less than a) shoe-string budget, formed entirely off of donated, scavenged, or liberated supplies and sustained through 100% volunteer effort.

This year, we are once again reaching out to the greater community in an appeal for funding donations. All proceeds go directly to acquiring essential collective supplies and food, as well as reimbursing trainers, speakers, teachers, performers, medics, and others who are traveling long distances to provide us with their services, knowledge, skills, and expertise.

Donation records & expense reports will be openly reviewed on the ground at Wild Roots Feral Futures by the organizers' collective and any other attendees/participants interested in such transparency and accountability.

Every dollar helps. Thank you in advance!

Donation page:

For the sake of comprehensiveness, we are including below our original call-out as used in years past, which is a living document, changing and evolving as we ourselves learn and grow:

We are looking for folks of all sorts to join us and help facilitate workshops, conflict resolution and management, direct action and medic trainings, wild food walks, and much more! We will be focusing on many things, including but by no means limited to anarchist theory and praxis, unpacking privilege, decolonization, rewilding, ancestral skills, indigenous solidarity, direct action, forest defense, earth liberation, animal liberation, security culture, civil disobedience, hand to hand combat, survival skills, evasion tactics, green anarchism, anti-civ, post-civ, star watching and navigation, maps and orienteering, shelter building, permaculture, and whatever YOU care to bring and provide. But we need everyone's help to make this as safe, positive, and productive a space as it can be. Our own knowledge, skills, and capacities are limited. We need YOUR help!

Roles we REALLY need filled:

• Kitchen! (last year's informal kitchen was supported by Durango Food Not Bombs and upheld communally by event participants, but this year we are once again reaching out to the likes of Seeds of Peace and Everybody's Kitchen in hopes they'll provide kitchen support this time around)

• CRAM team (conflict resolution and management: we need people of diverse gender/sexual orientations who know how to give support to survivors of sexual assault and to people with PTSD)*

• Medics! (especially WFRs, WEMTs, & EMTs of diverse gender/sexual orientations)

• Child care! (We will have a kids space and support parents in participating in communal child care)

*There is a need for both womyn (cis and trans), queers, and trans folk on both the CRAM and Medic teams because many people in our communities aren't going to trust men, cis people, or heteros with their health or to help with conflicts. We do not expect womyn (cis and trans), queers, and trans folk to do the support work, but seek to create and maintain a safe and welcoming space that allows for plenty of room for it.

We at the Wild Roots Feral Futures organizers collective feel that white dominated spaces & racism within our communities are a significant problem, & feel the need to confront that. Due to the legacy of racism within our communities of resistance we will be holding workshops on white privilege, settler privilege, & cultural appropriation.

We also feel that cis-hetero, male dominated spaces and hetropatriarchy within our communities are equally problematic, and will also be holding workshops on patriarchy and (anti)sexism.

We would like to put out a request for workshops on white privilege, hetero privilege, cis privilege, and male privilege. We recognize that it's not the job of those of us oppressed by white supremacy and heteropatriarchy to facilitate those workshops. We don't expect oppressed people to attend, but you are welcome to. While it is not the responsibility or duty of queers, POC (People of Color), and other oppressed and marginalized people to assist white, cis-hetero, and privileged people unpack, deconstruct, and confront their own privilege, these processes will be open to all.

We intend to create clinic space with some privacy provided for patient care so that the bodies of trans people (and also cis womyn) aren't on display during vulnerable moments. We will also be implementing a safe(r) space policy to keep perpetrators of sexual/physical assault out of our community and support survivors by respecting any processes of accountability they initiate.

Womyn (cis and trans), queers, and trans folk have full support of the Wild Roots Feral Futures organizers collective to establish safer spaces for themselves, including spaces that are only for people who are oppressed by sexism, people who are queer, and people who are trans. We recognize the need for those spaces because no matter how much we work on our privilege, as recovering hetropatriarchists still in the process of mental and psychological decolonization and recovery, we're still going to be bringing heteropatriarchy into the space (hopefully unconsciously and unintentionally, which does little to change its effects).

We also intend to create family/child friendly space that includes multigenerational workshops and activities appropriate (and fun!) for kids.

Camp guidelines (in progress):

We seek to create safe(r) space for all, including families and children, the sober, and those who identify as GLBTQ.

Please do not make assumptions about an individual’s gender, and if you feel unsure, do not be afraid to ask what someone’s preferred gender pronoun is. If you use the incorrect gender pronoun, you will be corrected, but it is not something to be ashamed of. We have all been raised within a gender binary culture and breaking free of these false binaries is a process of learning and growing for all. It is also appropriate to introduce your preferred gender pronoun when first introducing yourself to new people, if you feel the desire.

The WRFF organzers' collective recognizes the dynamics of accessibility and ableism as a form of societal oppression in our culture, and strive to select sites with maximum accessibility, considering the context of an event located in forest and wilderness areas. Due to natural circumstances and the lay of the land (rocky trails on steep hills, etc.), ableism and “disability” may hinder accessibility for some to the inner reaches of the gathering. This is a reality of the natural world that is beyond our ability or desire to alter or control. We will, however, make very effort to help folks of differing abilities get their gear into the woods. Please contact us or ask an event organizers if you or someone in your group needs assistance hauling gear. Together as a community we're able to do anything!

We expect everyone to observe good security culture. If you are unfamiliar with security culture, check out our security culture workshop(s), check the zine library for security culture literature, or just ask an event organizer for a basic overview. Basically, don’t talk about your or someone else’s involvement in illegal activity, and don’t make jokes, because even jokes can be used in court as evidence against you. Keep in mind that ANYONE could be an infiltrator or informant. While we must act accordingly, it is also important to not let this reality sow seeds of distrust and suspicion within our communities that leads to self-repressive restrictions on our ability to form and build relationships with one another as human beings and creatures of this Earth. Following good security culture allows us to interact and build relationships without placing ourselves in unnecessary and risky situations because of potential surveillance.

When it comes to physical intimacy and sexual contact, ASK FIRST! No Compromise In Defense of Consent!

For more on consent, attend our consent workshop(s) or inquire with event organizers.

Violence, physical assault, emotional assault, and/or sexual assault will NOT be tolerated under any circumstances and anyone who engages in such assault will be asked to leave. In instances of assault we will trust and believe the survivor and respect any processes of accountability they initiate.

For more information on how our communities deal with assault and accountability, check out our conflict de-escalation/resolution workshop(s) or inquire with event organizers.

In attempting to manifest the world we desire, we will pursue non-coercive means of conflict resolution and non-coercive processes of accountability. Decisions affecting the group will be made horizontally through the utilization of consensus process. If you are unfamiliar with consensus process, check out consensus workshops.

We seek to create a temporary autonomous zone which functions as an egalitarian community. In this spirit of cooperation and mutual aid, we request that people attending the gathering sign up for work shifts such as cooking meals, cleaning the kitchen and washing dishes after meals, digging latrines, doing supply/water runs, security & welcoming, etc. A shift sign-up sheet will circulate at communal meals.

We ask that people establish communal fires in the various neighborhoods within the gathering and refrain from making personal fires. Communal latrines will also be constructed in the various villages and we ask that people refrain from digging personal cat holes. This will minimize our overall impact on the land.

Drugs and alcohol are discouraged, but a rowdy fire/area will be established, where we request the partying be restricted. NO illegal drugs, please. All other space, including celebratory and ceremonial space, should be considered sober space. Your personal space is, of course, your personal space, and you may do what you wish within it. Please respect others. For safety reasons, we request total sobriety when attending workshops and trainings. Unlike many similar gatherings, a space IS being designated for partying. This is more than you will find at most gatherings of this sort. So let’s have some fun!

Dogs increase our impact on the land and local wildlife, and are thus discouraged, though we understand and accept the fact many human beings and their canine companions are inseparable, and they will undoubtedly remain a part of our rewilded and feral futures upon this planet. We request that if you bring your dog, you keep it on a leash. If your dog attacks wildlife, other dogs, or human beings, you will be asked to leave the gathering. Please bury your dog shit!

Stay tuned for more information as it becomes available. Also see the information from last year as much of it will remain applicable this year as well, though there are also many changes in store to make this year's gathering a much wilder experience than last year's. See you in the woods!

May the forest bewitch you,

—the Wild Roots Feral Futures organizers collective

Ⓐ Ⓔ ✌ ☮ ☠

What to bring (suggestions):

Vital items we are seeking:

☆someone with a pickup truck with one of those giant water tanks!

Personal items:

• tent
• sleeping bag
• hammocks
• food & water
• water filter (suggested)
• toilet paper
• adequate clothing for hot days, cold nights, rain, etc.
• your own bowl, cup, utensils, etc.
• flashlight/headlamp & extra batteries
• sunscreen and bug repellent if you use it
• swimsuit & towel (there are swimming holes & hot springs! who wants to skinny dip?)
• fishing gear & license (world-class fly fishing!)
• musical instruments
• your knowledge, wisdom, and skills
• your friends!

Communal items (to share or donate):

• tools (like shovels for digging shitters and hatchets/axes/saws for cutting up fire wood)
• food and water (a communal kitchen will form)
• kitchen gear (large pots, pans, water containers, etc.)
• extra tents, easy-ups, etc. (the larger the better)
• tarps and rope
• hammocks, hacky-sacks, frisbees, etc.
• climbing gear (harnesses, ropes, etc.) for tree climbing/sitting trainings
• First Aid gear!
• random primitive skills supplies (you know better than we do!)
• arts and crafts supplies (think of the children!)
• radical environmental, primitive, and rewilding literature
• local plant and animal identification guides, etc.
• local topographical maps
• your knowledge, wisdom, and skills
• your friends!

Things NOT to bring:

• firearms and other weapons (there's a difference between a TOOL and a WEAPON)
• parasitic or predatory human beings
• a bad attitude (including racism, sexism, classism, heteronormativity, homophobia, speciesism, ageism, ableism, etc.)
• law enforcement, police, and/or feddies
• a wire (we will be holding mandatory naked security culture workshops. No just kidding, only with your consent!)


Anti-Oppression Policy

This is a living, evolving document, and is subject to revision.

The Wild Roots Feral Futures organizers collective recognizes that the institutional, economic, political, social and cultural dynamics of hierarchy, power and privilege that define mainstream society also permeate radical communities. These dynamics are expressed in various interlocking systems of oppression (e.g., colonialism, racism, sexism, classism, heterosexism, ageism, ableism, speciesism, etc.), which prevent equal access to resources and safety, disrupt healthy communities and movement building, and severely—sometimes irreparably—harm our allies, our friends, our loved ones and ourselves.

Wild Roots Feral Futures offers a growing number of zines and other texts addressing the need to challenge these systems of oppression. This is a reflection of our understanding that implicit in our desire to stop the domination and exploitation of the Earth is a need to create communities that are free of oppressive social relations. We understand that failing to address oppressive behavior not only weakens our movement by alienating and further victimizing our friends and allies, it also calls into question our commitment to a better world and our qualification as a radical community of resistance.

For these reasons, we have drafted this policy of active opposition to oppressive behavior of all kinds within our group and at our events.


We define oppressive behavior as *any* conduct (typically along lines of institutionalized power and privilege) that demeans, marginalizes, rejects, threatens or harms any living being on the basis of ability, activist experience, age, class/income level, cultural background, education, ethnicity, gender, immigration status, language, nationality, physical appearance, race, religion, self-expression, sexual orientation, species, status as a parent or other such factors. Oppressive behavior comes in a wide variety of forms, from seemingly harmless jokes to threats of violence, from interrupting to verbal abuse, from unwanted touching to rape, from hitting to murder. Some forms are more extreme and irreparable than others, but all are unacceptable under our anti-oppression policy.


This policy aims to:

•affirm and protect the personal autonomy, safety and well-being of all who participate in the group and events;

•empower all group members and participants to challenge oppressive behavior and provide them with skills and resources to do so effectively (including educational materials, response strategies, etc.);

•nurture a strong, safe, healthy, reliable, egalitarian and diverse community;

•make our group more accountable to ourselves as well as the greater community;

•support and promote anti-oppression principles and practices within the group and greater community;

•overcome barriers preventing cooperation and solidarity with oppressed individuals and groups who feel unsafe or unwelcome in the group; and

•combat the troubling legacy of oppression that continues to plague radical communities and our society as a whole.


We acknowledge the limitations of such a policy. Developing an anti-oppression policy is an ongoing process; this policy will undoubtedly need periodic review and revision. Additionally, this policy will not automatically make the group oppression-free, eliminate oppressive organizational structures and personal behaviors, or erase the grievances of previously oppressed and marginalized people. Realistically, our anti-oppression policy is only as strong as our commitment to addressing and confronting oppressive behavior on a regular basis.

Prevention and Education:

The best way to deal with oppressive behavior is to prevent it from happening in the first place. Therefore, we will ensure that all group members and event participants are familiar with this policy, with the understanding that all participants in the group are expected to abide by it. Additionally, we will support individuals who are unfamiliar with the terms and ideas used in this policy by making available more resources (e.g., zines, essays, books, websites and articles) on topics such as: building conflict resolution skills; promoting consent and mental health; dealing with sexual assault, animal abuse and other forms of violence; confronting male/heterosexual/white privilege; and supporting anti-racist organizing and border justice.

Toward a Restorative Justice Model:

Every instance of oppressive behavior is unique and thus requires a unique response. Moreover, different types of oppressive behavior demand significantly different reactions (e.g., the strategy for confronting someone who makes an anti-Semitic joke will be different from the strategy for confronting someone who commits a sexual assault). Nevertheless, there are some familiar patterns that often arise when challenging oppression. We believe that anticipating these patterns, avoiding counter-productive reactions and aiming for ideal outcomes will benefit nearly all anti-oppression processes.

(Adapted from the Earth First! Journal's Anti-Oppression & Safe Space Policy. Thanks!)



more like oogle roots, scumfuck futures. amirite?

That was 2009, but the future is now. So maybe more like scumfuck present, yuppie futures. amirite?

In other words, I respect you because you proclaim you are not primitivists, amirite?

Fishing gear for fly fishing? Yeah, fuck you.

Yeah, and you better bring your license.

what is your problem with fishing? are you so concerned with the fair treatment of animals that you discount the ability to actually live in an ecosystem where fish can be respected and eaten at the same time.

Your respect is condescension paying lip service to jensenesque mysticism that doesn't provide the thing that you are eating any comfort. You don't need to kill animals to survive you're doing it for fun and that's fucked!

With all the animal farms waiting in line to sustain the human plantation, i mean population, how will a population of 6 billion humans sustain themselves under the new anarchy without the systematic killing of millions of animals/food for humans? The food is what gives a population growth. The more food you give them. The larger the population will grow. The less you feed it, the more will die.

Maybe humans are a virus and it's not such a far out concept after all. Just like in the movie.

You're not that dense, why don't you prefigure how to feed the masses yourself or have you never heard of plants before.

There will never be a "new anarchy" in the sense of an overarching, homogenous social organization. At least I hope not. If the world (trade) system collapses, authority will consolidate control in some areas and self-organization will have a chance to thrive in others. Inevitably a mass-extinction would ensue from any major destabilization of the paternal order, which has forcefully alienated the masses from traditional self-subsistence and manufactured our dependency and helplessness.
And so the answer is: well learn to feed ourselves, and those we care about, or die.

Ill eat fish AND acorns.

You're hunting fish to fulfil your own post apocalyptic roleplay fantasy? That's demented.

"Hunting fish" is actually kind of fun, though often boring. Demented is your knee-jerk abhorrence to death. You would be against anyone killing anything, whether it was a "post apocalyptic roleplay fantasy" or not so just preach your vegan shit and be done with it.

It good to kill evil scorpion and centipede

Fishing!? A worm at one end and a fool on the other!

I was fishing with my NAT friends, wherein I went to hook my work. I immediately felt that the worm was special, although I could not exactly figure out what it was about this worm that was so unique. As I slid the hook into its little worm abdomen, the sad little thing looked at me, puppy dog eyes and all, and whispered words that almost brought tears to my eyes. The little worm looked deep into my eyes, its own eyes a bit watery from tears and said to me, "I really hate you. But honestly, I'm tired of being a slimy little worthless worm. Just bait for the likes of you to catch the big fish!" I said to the little worm, "Catch me a fish and I promise I'll rip his stomach open, snatch you out, and toss into the dirt to live the rest of your little worm life in piece, albeit, with a little hook hole in your abdomen." The worm looked at me somewhat in disbelief. "That's a deal!"

Except that it's not.

these fuckers are worse than cops

Why did the "The Immoralities of Capitalism" article with comments all of a sudden just mysteriously vanish into thin air?

I noticed that. A lot of things have been disappearing mysteriously on this website. Especially other peoples replies to articles n stuff. (-A-) news must have got a new moderator. Either that or Dr. Jekyll is now in charge. Oh well. Not like we ever had equal power and say in the matter of what stays and goes anyway and this is an anarchist website.


This is cool. sorry there's trollz.


Well I hope you recover from your hetero-patriarchism. Maybe try some more self-flagellation..

The doctor said I'll be a perfectly healthy homo-manarchist in only a few months. Now, all my sexualized aggression will only be channeled to members of the same sex, which will give me time to truly understand what, nay, who womyn is, but only if that's what she wants.

Off with the male species. Just let women procreate on their own.

And if it turns out to be a boy, we must euthanize it. lol

"Conflict resolution"... oh shit. Only furcking sectarian leftists are so religious about solving conflicts in their gatherings.

And what are we supposed to discuss in just one weekend? This shit is a farce for pseudo-anarchist traitors.

Conflict resolution made simple.

Communize everything.

"Well I hope you recover from your hetero-patriarchism. Maybe try some more self-flagellation"


Here's some footage of last year's gathering. I Like the rather pedantic explanation in one of the workshops. Wymyn discuss the generative power of "Phallic Symbol" .

there are many skills to be learnt which create the will to discipline oneself towards self-sufficiency and autonomy, of becoming a warrior and freedom fighter.

And unfortunately they will be absent from this gathering where you'll learn to drink like a fish, make lip balm from weasel semen, boil water, tan squirrel pelts for neck ties, and wildcraft the components for a magic potion that eliminate that terrible stench of rotting diapers that you can't seem to get out of your mouth no matter how much raw meat and whiskey you consume. Ah but at least you'll be able to look back on the night time salmon orgy as the best time in your life, and you'll always have that new face tattoo of penguin cloaca to remind you of your journey, and how cool was it that Maggot, the person that gave you the tattoo, made the ink from their own snot! Who cares that they had, and now you have, hep-c this shit is beyond science man!

"There is a need for both womyn (cis and trans), queers, and trans folk on both the CRAM and Medic teams because many people in our communities aren't going to trust men, cis people, or heteros..."

Do you understand why this is offensive? Since you are so committed to Understanding Oppression or whatever, let me explain it to you.

Trans women are women (which you acknowledge). Trans men are men. Drawing a line differentiating "trans folk" from men implies that trans men are some other class of people, which disrespects them as men. Since you're trying to be respectful to trans people, this is presumably something you want to avoid.

And I'm not even into identity politics! I just don't want people to be dicks.

Where was the confrontation between (gay straight) & (man woman) when Bush was in power? Seems like this issue really didn't begin to take traction until Obama?

Anarchist Revolutionaries stayed true vs Former Anarchists turned Obamanoids!

It's the only war that matters on this website and it plays itself out here everyday. You either pick a side or just observe.

"O" is for "Hope"!!!

Big Sistah Napolitano is the Queer-in-chief! Now give up all your guns and submit to the drones and OBEY!

Yo man, I think you've wandered a bit too far from either,, or anything associated with Ron Paul.

"i'm not into identity politics, but..." is the new "i'm not racist, but..."

you fail to understand the prevailing winds- new binary=trans, queer, gay, women /=/ and socialized men who still identify as male

that's it, that's the new binary. get used to it.

Well I hope you have fun with your new inti-insurrectionary binary trans, queer, gay, women hate men who identify as men fanclub. Sorry for not bowing down to your wishes of dressing myself up to be a effeminate peacock who submits to your rule.

I hope you keep talking trash about men and insurrection and keep using the word manarchism so you alienate yourself even more to point of becoming irrelevant to the struggle. You really provide nothing and have no purpose in the movement at all once so ever. Don't come crawling back to us once you've decided to kick every revolutionary male out of your little club. And don't come back to us when the shit hits the fan either. Let the men do the fighting while you and your new club of anti-revolutionaries mingle about how cool you are because you don't take action and only the manarchist takes action.

Just stop writing communiques about us all together or having anything to do with us if you don't like us. Don't involve yourself with our actions with your mouth. Just stay out of the way.

this troll meta troll thing is getting confusing- the "new" binary comment was mocking the whole attempt at smashing binary creating new essentialist categories to defend... but are you serious? cause i hope you're a troll. "are you being sarcastic man?- i don't even know anymore"

I'm not trans because I'm attempting to smash the binary. I'm a guy. Sorry to disappoint.

Woah, ok simmer down. We all know that no one is taking action so let's not start pointing fingers at one group or another.

thanks! we're certainly not perfect in our nomenclature. what would be better? saying cis & trans men, just the same way we said cis & trans womyn? thanks again!

PS - re @news trolls. no worries, haters gonna hate.

Concern troll is... concerned?

Horny Salmon Troll is... well.. horny

...Jus' sayin'

reason 27

reason 27

Can I bring my ATV?

i like how you mix your aimless hippie-ism with formal leftist identity politics. this synthesis was especially clear with statements like "NO illegal drugs!"

this sounds like NO FUN, and i wouldn't be stuck out in the woods with this many people invested in shitty identity politics if you paid me- but what exactly is " emotional assault"- is that like when someone disagrees with you LOUDLY? cause i don't like being yelled at either but why call it "assault"? your vaguely defined categories and tendencies towards slightly fascistic political policing are showing...

you have emotionally assaulted me with this comment. there will be an accountability fire circle proceeding about this, at which the person who makes everyone feel guiltiest will win.

Fire is civilization, please don't use fire.

no it isn't.

Yes, it is.

one liner

one liner

one liner

one liner

Just make sure it's a white dude. A working class vulgar Marxist works the best. He gets to be like, "I'm fucking poor, where MY white privilege" and we all feel bad for hating white men so passionately.

You shoulda seen the drum circle.

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