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I've been thinking of a way to harness the energy from a guy having a meltdown to produce clean primal electricity. The plan is to go over to Kevin Tucker's house and take his computers, phones and televisions he's always staring at 24/7/365. Wait a few seconds. I have calculated that Kevin will get extremely angry from having no pixels to virtually snort in less than one minute based on prior research. Prior research of getting Kevin and his wife banned from Second Life showed that within 53 seconds of the banning he got extremely angry and had a meltdown. I calculated that had I figured out a way to hook Kevin up to a turbine, he would have produced 50 kW of electricity.

I know this sounds authoritarian and it kind of is, but it is less so than those anarchists that talk about world domination and killing naysayers. Kevin is irritating. He is incapable of going outside without bringing his phones and blaring death metal from one phone and staring at the other. His anger, pleading and meltdown is an excellent source of energy to tap for electricity. Ideas are welcome.