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No Games Here

This precept is straight from Commander Chickpeas himself

Also not a game: sacrificing your body. Commander Chickpeas has sacrificed his body to us in order to nourish us and fuel our insurrectional project. Garbanzo flesh never tasted so good, especially with the fire (uncontrolled) of depraved insurrectionary delight in our eyes - focused on all enemies that stand in our way: pussies, leftist academics, publishing cartels, women, antiquated internet chat protocols.

Signed,
Niger Delta Mother Fuckers Street Team