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Steps to staying in the anarchist space past the 10 year mark:

1. Don't have a child
2. Handle all break-ups perfectly
3. Use all the proper terminology & correct buzzwords when speaking to others
4. Stay hip to the new theories (which are old theories just wrapped up in those correct buzzwords mentioned in Step 3)
5. Start drama and then attempt to exclude people who are less liked than you, in order that you may keep the heat off of yourself
6. Distance yourself from anyone who has even a hint of drama, even if they are your friend, especially if they are your friend
7. Become a shitty writer & use those skills to critique whatever tendency is out-of-fashion
8. Use your shitty writing to develop a cult of personality (small college towns are great for this step)
9. Work on surface-level developing a socially acceptable skill like herbalism or permaculture gardening (you don't have to actually learn it, remember this step is only to keep up the facade that you're an interesting person)
10. Dress for success (if everyone looks punk again, then ditch those expensive rainjackets & flat brim hats that were cool a few years ago & get with the program already)

P.S. Fuck you Olympia