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Once every year, certain members of the species who hate plastics and metals gather and perform a "hike" ritual whereby they begin walking amongst animals and helping them, animals that in another ancient era had once been their enemies and which they had been eaten by, or vice versa, had eaten around huge bonfires in gorging orgies barbequeing their favourite pieces of animal meat. Times had changed in the latter stages of the anthropocene when all the wild animals had been eaten or their habitats cleared for the production of meatburger ingredients and hops for beer.