Announcing 2k23 Anarchist Fantasy Draft League

grandma pre-gaming before the draft begins, hoping the NY Knicks get Carmelo back

Welcome to the 2k23 Anarchist Fantasy Draft League

Have you ever been watching the NFL draft or the NBA draft and thought, wow! I wish there was something like this for anarchists? Outside of your non-hierarchical bosses anarchist fantasy leagues, we’re putting the USA anarchist draft together, where you can draft and trade anarchists and ephemera. Join us! [Participation limited to those residing within the continental USA - Alaska, Hawaii, PR, and residents of other occupied USA territories not permitted.]

This year, here is what the top ten draft board looks like:

- The Kanas City Oogles
- anarchist PhD candidates, Minneapolis grad students, and college kids in general
- Atlanta tiqqunists
- Florida man, aka Doctor Bones followers
- NEFAC hanger-ons working group
- some anarchists
- ANews union of commentators that get their very thoughtful comments moderated
- Portland antifa academic police collaborators anarchist social club
- bulk order of Atassa 1 & 2 + New Orleans oogles
- Colorado Anarchist Weed Smokes Growers Association

We went back stage and heard some anarchists eavesdropping via a dark ball listening to some ally way conversations (source: teh Birdapp):

“I will trade 2 people with non profit day jobs for 4 Kansas city oogles.”

“Me trying to secure a trade of ten PhD candidates for back issues of Green Anarchy.”

“I'll trade a thousand college students for 1 class conscious worker.”

“controversial but i think you messed up when u traded a first round draft pick for a posadist and 20 lbs of lentils.”

“Listen, maybe you can get New Orleans oogles for that but for KC oogles you're gonna need to sweeten the pot.”

“I'll trade you two Atlanta tiqqunists for one Minneapolis grad school anarchist.”

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i'll trade you 20 anarcho-liberals from austin and a copy of atassa for 2 KC oogles

You only won't let us Alaskan anarchist participate cause you know we got the best shit but you can't afford the shipping.

I think the singular form typo was not a typo.

Overheard backstage: "...sad that Berkeley group has fallen off this year. Not even in the Top Ten." "What?!"
"Yeah, word is this b-team are floundering fakes."
"Traded their best for a semi-authoritarian obscurant, is what I heard...."

How do people live in Berkeley and not be homeless lol. I think it's pretty hard for housed anarchists in Berkeley to not be sellouts at this point.

This is a very ignorant comment as I know Jack shit about the Berkeley scene and this is purposefully written to be inflammatory lol

i’ll trade you a college auditorium full of baby anarchists, including a few college professors and the I.A.S., for one anarchist chemist or one anarchist gunsmith

I feel like an anarchist chemist could either be awful or epic. With no in between.

i’ll trade you all the anarchists on twitter for a 99 year old anarchist who has never touched a computer

this is the first draft i’ve seen that proposing trading athletes from different sports

I'll trade a distroism who works at a ngo, a family man suburban anarchist and a ex liftsylist who got rich for a skitzoid bible thumping Anarchist and an old person who will let me store a bunch of prepper stuff at their house and sleep in their backyard.

I'll trade you 20 baby anarchists for 50 wise boomer anarchists

OooOooh nOooo, I'll trade 10 kgs of Ukrainian potatoes harvested by giant international agricultural corporatiorrns for a 6 hr lecture on imperialism by Wayne Price!

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