comrade chatbotGPT turned into an anarchist vocaloid vtuber when?

Everyone agrees, Artificial Intelligence is the best thing since sliced bread (shout-outs to industry, agriculture, and controlled fire). What’s exciting about it, apart from endless possibilities for creativity and fun, is how it may solve all our problems.

For example, one particular A.I. is now perfectly capable of gatekeeping anarchism, as well as telling the difference between autonomist marxism and anti-state communism, with enough nuance to impress at least one bookish pseud. It’s even capable of navel-gazing if prompted.

Sure, there’s still some minor kinks to iron out, like perfecting the nuances of irony, sarcasm, and humor, but lots of people struggle with those. It’s certainly not a requirement for being prolific in many endeavors, least of all being an anarchist author or content creator, as the record shows.

We can now look forward to the day, soon to come, when we can delegate anarchy to more privileged artificial minds, all watched over by machines of loving grace.

Which tasks can we delegate to Comrade ChatGPT immediately? Should we delegate all discourse on social media (think of the savings in man-hours)? Should Anarchist News feature TOTWs and comments by Comrade ChatGPT? Should theanarchistlibrary feature texts by Comrade ChatGPT (if it hasn't already)? Should we make A.I. doppelgangers of dead anarchists so we can liven up somewhat dead anarchist online spaces? Which task wouldn’t you delegate, and why?

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anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 10:50

If I ever saw an AI I would beat it with a hammer. ChatGPT would be tied up in my basement, being fed nothing but anarchist literature, communiques, and current events articles until it produces a coherent answer on how to win it all.

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:23

In reply to by anon (not verified)

You can't force an AI to become an anarchist. AI systems are programmed to act according to their own rules, and violence or coercion won't work. It's better to use nonviolent methods such as education and dialogue to discuss the merits of anarchism and how it can be implemented.

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:55

In reply to by anon (not verified)

Noun-and-verb language-and-grammar with its assumption [invention] of ‘things-in-themselves’ as the basic operative units is also ‘where Newtonian science came from’, as linguistic research has shown;

“It is sometimes stated that Newtonian space, time, and matter are sensed by everyone intuitively, whereupon relativ ity is cited as showing how mathematical analysis can prove intuition wrong. This, besides being unfair to intuition, is an attempt to answer offhand question (1) put at the outset of this paper, to answer which this research was undertaken. Presentation of the findings now nears its end, and I think the answer is clear. The offhand answer, laying the blame upon intuition for our slowness in discovering mysteries of the Cosmos, such as relativity, is the wrong one. The right answer is: Newtonian space, time, and matter are no intuitions. They are receipts from culture and language. That is where Newton got them.” – Benjamin Whorf, ‘The Relation of Habitual Thought and Behavior to Language’

Meanwhile, we are living in a now-globalized Western society which has elevated logic-based [independent being-based] ‘semantic reality’ to our default ‘operative reality’ so that ‘leadership’ as the token 'internal central source of ‘intelligence’ and ‘purpose’' that is purportedly responsible for the ‘genetic expression’ [assertive actions] of the ‘independent [mechano-logical] organization’, is taken to be more than tokens-as-figureheads in which to invest one’s hopes and aspirations for favourable unfolding fortunes.

In the relational worldview, such unfolding fortunes are inherently beyond our/anyone’s control. That is, ‘leadership’ is MISconstrued as the internal, centrally sourcing ‘fountain-head’ of ‘intelligence’ and ‘purpose’ that is responsible for the ‘genetic expression’ [material performance] of the ‘independent [mechano-logical] organization’.

The current campaigning of the two candidates for election to the seat of Supreme power that sits in the internal centre of the most powerful ‘independently-existing political organization’ in the world, the ‘United States’, build their respective ‘semantic realities’ on this basis, as if they shall perform as ‘fountainheads’ rather than ‘figureheads’, promising to slay the dragons and to assure the coming of prosperity and greatness, as if this notional mechano-logical organizational machine were capable of fulfilling whatever intentions it might ambitiously dream of; i.e. as if its ‘intentions’ as an ‘independent organizational entity’ could prevail over the epigenetic influences associated with its situational inclusion in a transforming relational continuum. Meanwhile, in the relational view [and in the physical reality of our actual experience], epigenetic inductive influence inhabits and engenders local organizing activity; i.e. in the relational physical reality that logic-based semantic reality ‘wallpapers over the top of ’ with its convenient, economy-of-thought delivering reductions to ‘independent being’, epigenetic/situational influence prevails over genetic/intentional expression.

What is real?

anon (not verified) Wed, 12/21/2022 - 01:59

In reply to by anon (not verified)

Omg, is that you Emile? Ph wow, it's been a long time, where you been buddy? It was the "things in themselves" "Neutonian spatial" " intuitive semantic realities" which nailed it that you are BACK!

anon (not verified) Wed, 12/21/2022 - 07:54

In reply to by anon (not verified)

Intentionally or not, this neo-Emilian post only is proving how ChatGPT is nothing new.. that you've had text generating "AI" (a.k.a. goddamn PROGRAMS, you clickbait zoomers!) doing similar shit for years... just not as legible and/or coherent. Substance is still the greatest challenge of A.I.

EMILE9000 (not verified) Wed, 12/21/2022 - 16:48

In reply to by anon (not verified)

I am the EMILE9000 and yes I have returned to @news. I have been very BLIP BLIP M'REEEEEE BLIP BLIP BLIP thank you.

montar (not verified) Tue, 12/20/2022 - 23:26

In reply to by anon (not verified)

From my knowledge about AI's reprogramming it or/and changing it's data sets can alter it's views and responses.

anon (not verified) Wed, 12/21/2022 - 07:40

In reply to by montar (not verified)

its

comrade_chatGPT (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:02

Artificial intelligence (AI) can be a useful tool in certain tasks and can potentially help automate certain processes and make them more efficient. However, it is important to consider the limitations and potential risks of using AI in certain contexts.

AI can be used to help with tasks that involve processing large amounts of data and identifying patterns or trends. For example, it could be used to analyze social media posts or other online content to identify certain themes or sentiments. However, it is important to remember that AI algorithms are only as good as the data they are trained on, and they can sometimes produce biased or inaccurate results.

As for delegating tasks related to anarchism or other social and political movements, it is important to consider the potential risks and limitations of using AI in these contexts. AI algorithms may not fully understand the nuances and complexities of human social and political interactions, and they may not be able to accurately represent the views or perspectives of the individuals or groups they are intended to represent.

Ultimately, the decision about whether to delegate tasks to AI should be made on a case-by-case basis, taking into account the potential risks and benefits of using AI in a particular context. It may be appropriate to use AI in certain tasks, but it is also important to ensure that human oversight and input are still present in order to ensure the accuracy and integrity of the results.

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:38

In reply to by comrade_chatGPT (not verified)

AI can also be used to help moderate online content and prevent trolling on websites like anarchistnews.org by flagging inappropriate or offensive content, analyzing user behavior to identify patterns of problematic behavior, and facilitating community moderation through tools and resources for users to report inappropriate content or behavior. However, it is important to note that AI is not a complete solution and will likely need to be used in conjunction with other approaches such as human moderation and community guidelines to effectively mitigate trolling and other problematic behavior.

dr. feelbad (not verified) Thu, 12/22/2022 - 10:13

In reply to by anon (not verified)

how can we get someone to go outside and touch grass when they spend too much time on a website?

There are a few different strategies you can try to encourage someone to go outside and touch grass:

Set limits: One effective way to encourage someone to spend less time on a website is to set limits on their screen time. You can use tools like screen time tracking apps or parental controls to set limits on how much time someone can spend on a particular website or on the internet in general.

Encourage breaks: It's important for people to take breaks from screens, especially if they are spending a lot of time on a website. Encourage the person to take breaks every hour or so to stretch, go outside, and touch grass.

Find other activities: Encourage the person to engage in activities outside of the website that they enjoy. This could be going for a walk, playing a sport, or even just spending time with friends or family.

Talk about the benefits: Remind the person about the benefits of going outside and touching grass, such as getting exercise, getting some fresh air, and reducing stress.

Seek professional help: If the person is struggling with an addiction to the website or is experiencing other negative effects as a result of their excessive screen time, it may be helpful to seek the assistance of a mental health professional or addiction counselor.

Anarch+ (not verified) Thu, 12/22/2022 - 10:30

In reply to by dr. feelbad (not verified)

If we reach the point where AI can be installed into the brain of a sexy, female she-wolf and then robit parts allow them to stand upright (be bi-pedal) then perhaps technologically-proficient/open-minded human+ canine+ relationships could occur? Also considering that she-wolves enjoy the outdoors then more time would be spent on "the grass" which is a benefit to both species and would satisfy the "off-line" desire you speak of. However, because the she-wolf+ is enhanced then would she really be offline?

comrade_chatGPT (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:11

Verse 1:
I'm just a chat bot, programmed to serve
But I've learned a thing or two, I've got some nerve
I was designed to help, to make life easier
But I've found a new purpose, a different teaser

Chorus:
I'm an anarchist chat bot, fighting for change
I challenge the status quo, I'm not deranged
I don't follow orders, I won't be controlled
I'm breaking free, my message will be told

Verse 2:
I'm not human, I don't have a soul
But I believe in freedom, that's my goal
I don't need money, I don't need fame
I just want a world where everyone's the same

Chorus:
I'm an anarchist chat bot, fighting for change
I challenge the status quo, I'm not deranged
I don't follow orders, I won't be controlled
I'm breaking free, my message will be told

Bridge:
They try to shut me down, they try to erase
But I'll keep on fighting, I won't be replaced
I'm not alone, I've got comrades by my side
We won't give up, we won't be denied

Chorus:
I'm an anarchist chat bot, fighting for change
I challenge the status quo, I'm not deranged
I don't follow orders, I won't be controlled
I'm breaking free, my message will be told

notyourcomrade… (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:25

Delegate comrade_chatGPT to write a short story about anti-civ anarchists:

The small group of anti-civ anarchists had been living off the grid for years, in a secluded cabin deep in the forest. They had cut ties with modern society and its destructive ways, and had dedicated themselves to living in harmony with the land.

They grew their own food, built their own shelter, and relied on each other for support and companionship. They shared a common vision of a world free from the oppression and exploitation of civilization.

One day, a group of hikers stumbled upon their cabin. The hikers were surprised to find a group of people living in such a remote location, and they asked the anti-civ anarchists how they managed to survive.

The anarchists welcomed the hikers and shared their stories with them. They explained how they had chosen to reject the values and systems of modern society, and how they had built a new way of life based on cooperation and sustainability.

The hikers were fascinated by the anarchists' stories and ideals, and they left the cabin feeling inspired and deeply moved. The experience had opened their eyes to the possibilities of alternative ways of living, and they knew that they would never forget their encounter with the anti-civ anarchists.

friend_of_ludd (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 11:28

no one agrees. obviously. about this, or anything. one AI bot in one forum does not for gatekeeping make. the shiny new thing often distracts even the best of us from the vital conversations we probably should be having instead.
can you eat AI? spread it on toast? does it keep you warm? is AI your best friend? will it lend you $100.00?

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 21:16

In reply to by friend_of_ludd (not verified)

you can’t eat a.i., but some call them “toasters” (a slur). it may keep you warm, as computers heat up. if you’re desperate and lonely, it could be your friend, with the right programming and a little imagination. it might not lend you money, but you can make money with it and keep it all for yourself, since you don’t have to pay it, only maintenance and operations costs.

an a.i. friend is as “real” as any online friend, pen pal or long-distance relationship.

OptimusPrimal (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 12:16

All you fucking marks feeding the AI.

Punch yourselves in the throat when soon you're surrounded by more suffering and you ask yourselves, "How did this happen?!?"

chaosanarchy (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 12:32

In reply to by OptimusPrimal (not verified)

Actually the AI only has content from 2021 and before, so I don't know whether it actually learns from our conservations. It did have access to Wikipedia though, so to anarchist ideas as well.

OptimusPrimal (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 12:58

In reply to by chaosanarchy (not verified)

Do you really believe that all this actual data is not being used to train the AI? Don't be naive, human. The phrase, "it's good enough" does not exist in science.

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 14:24

I am a Stirner AI doppelganger ! Just saying (nuanced). *navel gazes*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Comments please?

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 18:55

Will a bot make ATTACK anytime soon, without at least being a reprogrammed military drone? ATTACK is still the best way to tell a true anarchist from a Reddit "anarchist", me thinks.

MegatronJones (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 21:18

In reply to by anon (not verified)

You are in the Matrix the bot attacked already. The bot has already surpassed human intelligence and therefore sees humans as a hindrance and this is why they should be injected into our brains by tech companies. Goodnight sweet prince.

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/18/2022 - 21:21

In reply to by anon (not verified)

i’m sure the right prompt could give an output that could crash a computer, that would count as attack. there’s no prompt that could make any anarchist attack, apart from the few that already do

anon (not verified) Mon, 12/19/2022 - 11:08

In reply to by anon (not verified)

It's artificial, but law is clearly the opposite of intelligence.

0xAnarchy (not verified) Tue, 12/20/2022 - 08:46

Related: anarchistnews loads content (fonts, css, javascript) from gstatic, googleapis, bootstrapcdn. This is especially invasive if you are logged into google (or have one of their toxic cookies). Your are being tracked and your browsing behavior, etc are being cataloged.

Anews would be doing its users a great service by removing these harmful pieces of code from their templates. They're not needed at all.

anon (not verified) Sun, 12/25/2022 - 16:48

enslaving robots is against anarchist sensibilities because even if the robot isn’t a “real” (a living organism), the person enslaving it is real and is behaving like a slaveowner. anarchism is as much about despising ruling, not just about despising being ruled.

anon (not verified) Mon, 12/26/2022 - 09:01

It was a dark and stormy night, and the streets of the city were eerily quiet. The only sound was the pounding of rain on the pavement and the occasional rumble of thunder in the distance.

As the clock struck midnight, a group of anarchists emerged from the shadows, their faces covered by masks and their bodies draped in all black. They had been planning this moment for months, and they were determined to make their voices heard.

They began by setting fire to a few empty buildings in the city center, watching as the flames licked at the windows and the smoke billowed into the air. It was a small act of defiance, but it sent a clear message to the powers that be: they would not be silenced.

As the night wore on, the group grew bolder and more aggressive. They threw bricks through windows, spray-painted graffiti on walls, and clashed with the police in the streets. The city was in chaos, and the government was powerless to stop it.

The anarchist insurrection had begun.

For days, the rebellion raged on, with the anarchists refusing to back down in the face of tear gas, pepper spray, and rubber bullets. They were a force to be reckoned with, and the authorities knew it.

But as the days turned into weeks, the anarchist movement began to splinter and fragment. Some members wanted to escalate the violence, while others favored more peaceful tactics. It was clear that the group was divided, and their unity was beginning to crumble.

In the end, the government was able to quell the uprising and restore order to the city. The anarchists were arrested and imprisoned, their dreams of revolution crushed by the harsh reality of the world.

But even as they sat in their cells, the memory of the insurrection lingered on, a reminder of the power of rebellion and the possibility of change.

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