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From TRAINSmetropolitan Review (choo choooo!) by Concept of Soil aka Urban Scout

Recently I had a chance to sit down with ANews and interview them about their spirit animals or the idea they called “animist Anarchist News”. ANews went on to explain that, in homage to the tech collective Riseup dot net and their self-proclaimed fursonas the Riseup Birds – that ANews would share their Animist ANews meet thecollective, choo chooooo everybody! TRAINSmetropolitan Review over and out.

by Willy Gilly

To even speak of “Anarchist News (ANews)” is to immediately be subjected to a vast variety of denunciations and dismissals. Everyone has their own preferred set of ANews texts or great comments, so any inclusion or omission is invalidating. Further, everyone has their own memes and dreams they think should be the focus, with anything else mere irrelevancy and moderation. It’s a thin historical commonality! It’s merely a gesture towards the zeitgeist of a past era! It’s impossible to define! No one is defending ANews! No one identifies as ANews! Except for those that do, who all have completely different arguments and perspectives! Because the term ANews is often wide in who it catches, a great many people have developed a common investment in closing ranks to make sure nothing can be said in the comments about it as a whole. Even if this looks like a set of incompatible arguments that nevertheless interlock defensively.

About a week ago,,, we announced a hiatus on this project. Due to an outpouring of support,,, we pushed ourselves to continue, and over the last week, we’re proud of the snark and anonymous comments we’ve been able to produce.

Welcome to Miami. This is a call to metaphorically set sail with us.

We are looking for YouTube anarchist sailboat influencers, anarchist vloggers and anarchist boat people to join our Miami flotilla Anarchist Spring Break 2k26 (right by the beach). Two middle fingers and sails up to normie society and it’s adherents the world eaters.

The following proposal was distributed via encrypted carrier pigeon originating from Pittsburgh, probably. We are reprinting it here because we feel that its recommendations apply to other contexts in the US and beyond, and can inspire further discussion about our shared distribution practices in order to establish a solid foundation for both local and coordinated distro moving forward.

Fortnite anarchist remix - Lyrics to new remix by Leviathan Anti-civ squad – Chug jug with you. Video dropping soon.

Anarchist News is renown for being at the forefront of cutting edge when it comes to social media. One only needs to look at our social media pages -namely facebook and twitter- to testify our great success. But there is always much room for improvement, and although to this date (April 1st 2021) we might be industry leaders (as the only anarchist news website with comments), we need to be always on the lookout for competitive advantages to remain relevant in such a competitive market.

From Medium by Black Cat

Call this ideology a/acc, an/acc, AnAcc, anarchist accelerationism, accelerationist anarchism, etc., etc..

By Agent Reid Ross

BREAKING! Alexander Reid Ross might have just made the biggest scoop of his career. Early this morning, Agent Reid Ross and fellow travelers received word that a one, Mr. John Zerzan had a large cache of sex robots stashed in his second cabin.

Announcing our new project, which for the moment is called “Our New Project”. Before we stake our lives and every waking moment towards making this project the best thing since Infoshop.org in the early 2000s, we are kindly asking for your money.